What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

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What are snails trying to do?

Their best

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!