What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ?

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)