What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

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It needed a root canal.

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You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

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What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.