What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!