What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

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What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey