What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

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How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

What's the difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert never got a famous black guy off all by himself ...