What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)