What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

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What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...