Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

What is the difference between a wife's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

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Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Whats black, big, and smelly?

An unemployment line.(:

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What do you call people migrating to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

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Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

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Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.