What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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Kermit's finger

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He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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Kermit's finger.

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Kermit the frog's finger...

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.