What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.