Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What do you call a belt made of paper?

A waist of paper.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.