What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

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What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.