What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

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What do you call an Irish sniper?

amon

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.