What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

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In the *pew*.

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What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

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a baaahhhd movie. ( )

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.