What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post