Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
A tie.
A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
For the Halibut.
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
So the Germans can march in the shade.
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
They shoot first and ask questions later.
Officer: I'm making a house arrest
Officer on doody.
Because he was very knotty.
Cut the rope.
None, he fell.
They suspected it of fowl play.
