How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

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What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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What do you take on a math camping trip?

2/10

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

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Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.