What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

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Who came after Augustus?

Septembrus

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks?

Because they're like Iraq.

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

Shia Jokes More Shia Jokes

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.