What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

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What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

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What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.