What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

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What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.