What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Attila Jokes More Attila Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ?

Attila you no lies !

Hun Jokes More Hun Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.