How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

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How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!