What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

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What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

What is the top selling fruit in the world?

Clay Aiken.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.