What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

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Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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How do you paint a wall with dead babies?

It depends how hard you throw them.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.