What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

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What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

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Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator