E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
Paperback
Because he crossed the line
Alien versus Predator.
Alien vs. Predator
The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.
Allah-bama.
Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards
A PANDAwan learner.
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
By occident
Cuz freedom rings, baby!
Allah-bama
They keep stealing green cards.
Because they'll take all of your green cards.
Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.
Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's
Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw
Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife
Woofleball
He didn't play well with udders.
Sorry, eh.
A pomegranate.