What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

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Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.