What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

Why do girls... Hang out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even!

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What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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What state has the highest cell phone bills?

A: Text-us

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.