What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.