What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.