Mat
Deaf
A mute. Sorry if repost.
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.
He ate himself!
It was a cantaloupe.
You pay for the pizza.
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
