What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What would happen if the BLM people became white lives matter?

They would finally be right.

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.

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Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..