What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

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They're married.

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You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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In Jeff Pesos.

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal