What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

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What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!