What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

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What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!