What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

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Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener