What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

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How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

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What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

What is a collie puppy's favorite toy?

A chew-chew train!