What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

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What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib