What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

What do you call a half-length lightsabre?

A slightsabre

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What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final?

HDMI