Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

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What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

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What do you call a bench full of white people?

The NBA.

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !