What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.