What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

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What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello?

Ni-Hao-dy"

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What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

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