What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

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What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?

A Mexican't

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Baked Bean Jokes More Baked Bean Jokes

What do you call mexicans who are stoned?

Baked beans.

What do you call Mexican stoners?

Baked beans