Grandma and grandpa.
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
Your parents would know!
Grandma monster
I dunno but we've had him a long time.
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
Probably a tumor."
Shut up son, and give me another shell.
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
Grandparents.