What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

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How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.