What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.