What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.