Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What do you call counterfeited German currency?

A: Question marks.

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

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