What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.