A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
about 100lbs and a flannel shirt
She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
Paint a goal line on your driveway.
My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!
SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
They both love to spark up joints.
A Kia full of Gingers.
They're both raining bodies
